Polish man cuts off his penis

When I get angry or upset I generally try to get out and take some fresh air to calm down, on the opposite end of the spectrum is Tadeus Konopixc.

40 year old Tadues who hails from Zakopane found out that his wife was leaving him so he did what most men would naturally do in this situation… drink a bottle of vodka and cut off his penis and testicles with a 15cm kitchen knife.

Tadues, who was in excruciating pain,  managed to call doctors to tell them about his problem and asked for help. The paramedics arrived on the scene and immediately asked for a helicopter to airlift the man to a special hospital, where they hoped to do a repair job on his manhood.

Heavy fog in Zakopane delayed the arrival of the helicopter and when he finally arrived in hospital the surgeon said it was too late to sew back his genitals. The moral of the story is erm … don’t cut off your penis.